Did you hear what I said? -Coulson shakes his head- He wouldn’t hesitate killing you. You should stay away from him.
That’s what makes it exciting.
In fact, I hope he does try and kill me. That’s the only way to have any real fun.
geminipatel-deactivated20120526 asked: Nice to meet you, I'm Gemini. How are you this fine evening, Agent?
Nice to meet you, Gemini. I’m doing alright. How about yourself?
Your husband is what?You’d be surprised how many times their disbutes have compromised the safety of the world.
Th’British Government. Heh, s’bit o’ an in joke… Mycroft Holmes. Holds a minor government position.Seein’ as y’got Thor an’ Stark, m’really not surprised!Oh, well, then I can give the address for the website if you wantWe have more issues with Stark and Captain Rogers. Well, more just Stark arguing relentlessly with Captain Rogers.
Oh gosh tha’d be awesome, thank you!Huh. Y’tried lockin’ ‘em in a room t’gether an’ just leavin’ ‘em ‘til they calm down? S’how we dealt wi’ misbehavin’ kids back home.
You’re very welcome! I’ve never actually tried that. If it works for chilren, I’m sure it would work for them. Maybe I’ll ask Director Fury if I can build a steel room. They’d destroy a regular room.
He is like Mr. Stark, only more clever and rude… He can tell your entire history, including the secrets you do not wish him to know, and rub it in your face. -He sighs again- He does this often.
Oh. Oh, I see. I would still very much like to meet him. He’s quite well known to S.H.I.E.L.D.
(Source: myfirstnameisntagent, via greaterthanking-deactivated2012)
Did you hear what I said? -Coulson shakes his head- He wouldn’t hesitate killing you. You should stay away from him.
That’s what makes it exciting.
In fact, I hope he does try and kill me. That’s the only way to have any real fun.
…I can’t allow you, kid. You should come with me.
stevie-pie started following you
Captain Rogers! Good to see you, sir!
sentinel-of-liberty started following you
Hello, Captain Rogers, sir! How are you?
((sudden realisation as to why I’m so fucking out of it. In conclusion, I will probably not be returning till the weekend is over. I might be answering and sending asks, but other than that I’m going on a short hiatus))
(Source: inspectorgregorylestrudel)
geminipatel-deactivated20120526 asked: Hello!
Hello, I’m Agent Coulson.
zakaryfloyd-deactivated20120512 asked: Hello Agent coulson, just dropping in to say hi. [[hai Jude~]]
Hello, Agent Floyd. Nice to see you, how are you doing? [OH HEI ADEN]
trying out my new caran d’ache colored pencils on some fanboy coulson. He’s so adorable.
also, these colored pencils are AMAZINGLY nice.
(via fuckyeahcaptainamerica)